Posting this same image yet again but it's ok because this time I'm keeping it open indefinitely
Free Wishmaker Jirachi giveaway to anyone who wants one! If you can see this tweet, they're available.
I maybe intend to shiny hunt this creature this year and that'll be something
In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.
me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion
my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese
me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion
Can never tell who's pretending more: the TCG financebros who only love Charizard because it's valuable or the Pokémon fans who act like it's some kind of blemish on the series because it gets the mascot treatment. They can never make me hate you, Charizard
Me: Father, I've killed. Several times
God: that's the purpose of life, dude. It's how you qualified for Ultra Heaven
Me: Then what's this heavy guilt I bear
God: yeahh it's normal when you level up a lot
Me: and the nightmares?
God: (smile fading) the what