Dan Guiry

I'm gonna twit tweets to you twerps

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@marknorm Holocausting my married

[Icebreakers Comedy @IcebreakComedy]

THURSDAY!!
It's that time of year again when THE PRO SHOW gets DARK & DIRTY!
So come on down to @comedybar this Thursday and celebrate the birth of our lord and saviour with some good old fashioned filth and depravity!

https://t.co/gDryyfMiHo

#proshow #comedybar #Toronto

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@shahh I see a dog lying in the snow

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

When did thick and curvy start translating to fat and forgot to wipe my ass!?

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

Hey @oliviachow please fix traffic in this city this is terrible

[Reid Harris Cooper @reidhcooper]

New ear and eye candy from @alexzjohnson
featuring @Danguiry and the visual skills of cinematographer Alastair Sinclair.
https://t.co/hOWoo5dUZh

[Michael Lasker @mlasker]

This lovely shot of Miles and Gwen was animated by Em Guiry and lit by Matthew McDonald. Terence Tieu in cfx finessed her upside down hair groom #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse #SpiderMan #SpiderVerse #animation

[Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli @tinfoilhatswarm]

100%

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@ScottAdamsSays

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#NewProfilePic

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@luisjgomez @LegionOfSkanks Me

[Indie Music Gold Mine @IndieGoldMine]

@BaFromParkway Here's some great Gym Music For Ya

Try

@dsol2020 - Bloody Robots and Bone Machines
https://t.co/KOtDE0SNEO

@sirrealtalk - Raze That Roof
https://t.co/IUIlbTyeEg 

‘Diamonds In My Canines’
https://t.co/ExOSSrpqWO 

@DanGuiry's Max Phoenix - Knife City
https://t.co/J6pTQ5tbcq

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@Teemair Being annoying is my love language

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@LowkoTV You enjoy pissing the bed too!?

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@CheDurena What the fuck is this!?

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@clarebelford The new Avatar movie just hit the theatres!!!

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@petersonacademy If you use both it says pp

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@davidhogg111 I follow you cuz your last names hogg

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

Twitter files part 4
1. Internal documents show employees scrambling to make this app not suck

[Dan Guiry @Danguiry]

@scrowder Dictator!!! That's what my cousin calls my balls