Every sick bastard Red Sox fan who watches all 162 will be traumatized by this season the same way we still talk about 2012 and 2020. But when 2026 comes up 15 years from now, we’ll all immediately have flashbacks to last night’s game specifically. That’s how bad that was.
If I’m Cale Makar, I’m looking at an aging Avs core, question marks in net, and a shrinking Cup window. Time to come home to Calgary and bring the Stanley Cup back where it belongs. And yeah, you’re still better than Evan Bouchard.