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I used to do stand up. Still might again. The rest is blah blah blah*. (*none of your beeswax)

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Delete my Twitter. #2018Goals

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Dear @7News: Please, for the love of all that is still good in this world, get your anchor Ryan Schulteis some diction lessons, or tell him to slow tf down when he speaks! He’s constantly tripping over words. It’s ridiculous, given he’s supposed to be a professional broadcaster.

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The cdc now recommends you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about. #cdcsays #CDCRecommends #cdc

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@ScottUri99 Lol, hi hi! I'm temporarily back for Bach in Paradise tweets, but I'm not sure I'll even stay long enough to finish the season. lol

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"I'm in the mood for a bad case of heartburn and explosive diarrhea."

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How do you tell someone you want Olive Garden To Go without telling them you want Olive Garden To Go? 🤔

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I haven’t been active on Twitter for almost 2 yrs but I’m breakin that silence bcuz none of my friends watch Mr Robot and I just have to say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A SHOW!!! #MrRobot #MrRobotFinale #Amazing #GoodbyeFriend #HelloElliot

That is all. We now return to radio silence.

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Me, watching CNN rn.

I mean, what is this?? Besides the obvious "awful." #CNNNYE #HappyNewYear

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Let's see if I can make it happen this year. Lol.

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Happy New Year! 🍾 #HappyNewYear #NewYearsEve #NYE

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Oy, is Andy Cohen annoying. But what else is new? 🙄 #CNNNYE #NewYearsEve #NYE

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@ScottUri99 ☺️

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Happy New Fear 2018, everyone! #NYE #NewYearsEve

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Its gonna be so cold in NYC tomorrow night, the Times Square Ball is gonna shrink instead of drop. #NewYearsEve #NYE #NYE2018

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Few things annoy me more than when young ppl act so surprised when they find out an actor on their favorite show actually had a full career before said-young-person discovered them on said-show. It's like, wtf? You do know the world existed before you "discovered" it, right? 🙄

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Who wants frozen lemonade?! 🍋🐶

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#GifYourNewYearsEvePlans

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#GifYourNewYearsEvePlans

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#GifYourNewYearsEvePlans

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"How much is too much banana bread to eat in one sitting?", she wonders aloud as she pulls the fresh baked loaf from the oven. 🤔🍌🍞😋

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@thickshank 😂😂😂 You got it! 👍🏼