Dani Comstock

Creative thinker and coffee drinker. I'm also trying to accomplish 101 things in 1001 days.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Phases of *almost* getting pulled over, as told by Spongebob Squarepants:

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

The @UPS store lost my package, and has been passing me around so much, that I'm now outside of the 60 day claim window. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I JUST WANT MY MONEY BACK.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Hey @UPS. I get that you are trying to cut costs. But your chat support sent me to a phone number, and I've been hung up on three times by your bot. Because apparently the bot knows how to track a package, and do nothing else that's useful. LET ME TALK TO A DANG REPRESENTATIVE.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Did 115 points of damage in a single dagger hit during my D&D game tonight. Ella's best attack yet. Boom mothafucka.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

@AMerrittAudio This is AMAZING!

[OSU Cowboy Football @CowboyFB]

Only one more week until this place is rocking again.

#DAT | #GoPokes

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Follow up to quitting: (Yes, this is a little brag)

Boss said, "Just know, because you are leaving, you will NOT receive your bonus." (As if eight years wasn't enough to deserve the bonus. 🙄)

I responded with, "That's okay, my signing bonus will cover that financial loss." 😎

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Fun fact: I am 31 years old, and today I'm quitting my job for the first time in my life. LET'S GOOOOO.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Oh, and this fun one, too! ☺️

[Ariel Merritt @AMerrittAudio]

OFFICIAL LOGO REVEAL!!! This was made by my best friend/super excellent artist @DaniComstock1 and I am so very very excited about it!

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Been working on a lot of fun design projects, like this fresh logo/theme for an event that I bought and will run in 2023 as a sole proprietor. Profesh Dani making moves. 🥳

[New Jersey @NJGov]

if i text you "🖕" it means get out of the left lane

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

I've read one book every month so far this year, which doesn't sound like much, but it's a big deal to me. 🙂

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

I've had a damn 20 foot boat in my pocket for the last umpteen weeks and apparently it's the ONE thing I didn't cast identify on. 😏 #DND

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

@CireEgdoh @_JoMoFoSho_ That is an oddly specific tool, but I like it!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

🐶🍦 PUPSICLE TIME! 🐶🍦

It's hotter than h*ck and your dog definitely deserves a cool treat. Introducing the @JustFoodForDogs Peanut Butter Cranberry Pupsicle! You can find them at a JFFD Kitchen or JFFD Pantry near you, or try this easy DIY recipe at home! #partner

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Please consider redesigning your packaging! I know I can’t be alone in this. Sincerely, a frustrated but loyal customer. 😊

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Dear @GrillosPickles, I love you. Your pickles are my fav. But your packaging is the WORST! You get soaked opening it, then have to use a mallet to get the lid back on securely because if you don’t, any bump and your fridge will be a pool of juice, soaking all food below it.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

Okay. I'm done ranting.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

If your Twitter bio has anything regarding "defending liberty" I'm going to automatically assume you're a douche.

[Dani Comstock @DaniComstock1]

@BryanforHD2 Republicans aren't doing SHIT to protect children from getting murdered in their schools, but drags shows, man, that's a real threat... Lord have mercy.