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Mum. Wife. Human. Gail’s Bakery #1 fan.

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@INTERIORPORN1 He's cleaning things that are already clean! They need to be dirrttyyyy first.

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@bushontheradio I had a chap have one during sexual intercourse, all over my face. It was not sexy.

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@Matt_Pinner 19 for me, but then i am a 78 baby

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@bushontheradio Here you go my friend: https://t.co/lkRw9Ny8tm

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@bushontheradio FunFact - back in the 90s, my parents home was used for a CrimeWatch reenactment. Think we got £300 for the pleasure!

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@kirawontmiss This is not The Rock. This is Dwayne, who lived inside The Rock bodysuit. He's just unzipped it and crawled on out.

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@HeidiBachram There's a word for people like her Heidi. Block and breathe.

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@lauralu13 @leeroyfunklove @NordicLight10 @LGBTSRH @kuaroo_ @jk_rowling Free the hostages🎗️

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@leeroyfunklove @lauralu13 @NordicLight10 @LGBTSRH @kuaroo_ @jk_rowling Just my ADHD of course

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@lauralu13 @NordicLight10 @LGBTSRH @kuaroo_ @jk_rowling ADHD doesn't stop you being a cunt though

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A slice of paradise in Woodford Green, Essex, yours for £1.5m, but it is glorious: https://t.co/sGYV5If0T2

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@HeidiBachram Christmas round his place must be fun.

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@MahyarTousi The Pager's Mate

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@Beska Sending thoughts and prayers Ben. Condolences to you x x x

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@screentime Perfection

[leekern @leekern13]

Hi @Dawn_French ,

Oscar nominated comedy writer here. I parked my career and came to Israel in the weeks after October 7 to document the massacre committed by the Islamic fundamentalists Hamas - whose goal remains to exterminate every Jew on earth

What you sneeringly mock as a “bad thing” included the grieving children I met in hospital whose friends and family had been murdered, kidnapped and raped and who themselves were coming to terms with their own life-altering injuries

It also includes the 1200 people murdered and tortured on October 7th - some of which I saw in a 47 minute compilation of footage Hamas filmed

This included women whose faces were like smashed crockery on the floor, broken into pieces after having been repeatedly shot

Children being deliberately blown up with grenades

Men getting their heads hacked off with garden tools

Dead babies in nappies with their throats cut

Blackened corpses smouldering after burning all night

Raped women with their arms and legs broken and twisted into bizarre shapes

I imagine you think you are moral and righteous and taking a stand against pain and suffering

But not only do you remain intellectually incurious about who the architect of all this suffering is, (Hamas),

not only do you fail to say NO to them in front of your audience and condemn them for their retention of the hostages, use of human shields, fighting from Hospitals, schools and civilian compounds,

not only do you fail to do this,

you proactively broadcast - with misplaced pride - a wicked glee in your mockery and dismissal of Jewish suffering, pain and death - and the predicament Israel faces trying to get back hostages from a genocidal, jihadist terror organisation that is happy for everyone - including their own people - to die - if it helps them continue their plan to exterminate the Jews

You really are a grim and miserable little shit, aren’t you?

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@NiqabNancy They are stealing all the pickles. ALL THE PICKLES

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@JamesBlunt James, I'm in Barkingside in Essex - how the hell am i meant to find those tickets all the way over there? Also, is there any blue badge parking for my husband? Ta x

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Luckily, science doesn't give a fuck what you believe.

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I don't hear much from Terence Trent D'Arby these days.