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happy wife🌵retired teacher🌵business owner 🌵6th Gen Native Texan

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@Coonlover407 You sure do fucking die when a knife blade pierces your pericardium. This wound could happen in the ER waiting room and you would die.

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@bAnthonYsr @SarahisCensored Then we’ll all be about 20-35 years older than we are right now.

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@JCMJLGR @EndWokeness That was when we stopped watching that show.

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@GioBruno1600 Diet Coke with whiskey

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@Irina_exh No, I think about what I can do to be healthier & stronger. My mother died of breast cancer at 54. I’m about to turn 60. I plan on being here & healthy for many more years.

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@__0HOUR1_ Mooch forgot her flippers for the photo ops.

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@Bulvarpress One solid finger flick to the tip of his nose stops all that back & forth crap. Do it twice and you’ll only have to put your fingers in the flick ready position from then on.

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@GioBruno1600 May the odds be ever in your favor….

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@RipFpsDoug @LeahRain77 Hopefully he chooses better for wife #2. This one needs to go.

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@Notwokenow Do you have children?

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@dzdarrell @SarahisCensored The victim’s family is typically consulted by the DA. They have a say so in any plea offers.

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@Danvhtr @DougWahl1 I’m married. I go to the bathroom with a man likely to walk in to ask me where something of his is located. I’m bright enough to recognize a Dad tending to his young daughters’ needs & making sure they were safe. I would not expect him to take his young girls into a men’s room.

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@AngelinaReagan7 @GuntherEagleman Probably has beauty pageant “flippers”. False teeth that you wear like a mouth guard. Hides the crooked snags.

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@GuntherEagleman I have wondered this for years. All that money, Invisalign exists, and she still has a piranha mouth.

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@shadowJ47 I have not been in a mall in 13+ years. People still go to these places?

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@SirGizmo170 @MatrixMysteries @elonmusk Enough to pay for that ink on her chest. Tattoos are not cheap.

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@sheprayswfire @QualityLearing_ Those of us from TX grew up with Juneteenth. We don’t understand it either.

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@dianavosila @QualityLearing_ They tried to send a text but the network was down, so they took a ship instead.

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@tremain_pamela @ThrillaRilla369 Cheeto

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@ThrillaRilla369 Ours is Cheeto. Orange & Anxious.