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I’d rather be at the beach

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There is a snake in my backyard and now I can never go outside again

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

@OhHeyItsElyssa

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

Seriously about to lose every ounce of sanity I have left 😅

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

@itsamekp IS THIS WHY I CANT FIND FLIPPING CREAM CHEESE ANYWHERE

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

One of One.

@DavisGB1 just became the first player in NFL history to score 4 Receiving TDs in a playoff game!

#BuiltByUCF

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Almost 10 months postpartum and finally fitting back into pre-pregnancy pants 🎉

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Imma need these last 6 weeks of Matt’s deployment to hurry the f up 🙃

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It’s been over 4 months since Matt went to Korea and damn this shit sucks

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

@OhHeyItsElyssa Same here

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

T tried to kiss Matt through the phone on Skype and I think my heart exploded

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@OhHeyItsElyssa You are the gift queen 😏

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@OhHeyItsElyssa I legit just did this with a Valentine’s Day card for Matt and I was too uncomfortable to tell them I didn’t need the 2nd one 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I have a teething baby and my husband is 7000+ miles away 🥺

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My 4month old has decided he doesn’t need naps anymore #prayforme

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@berkeleydadtee I try every year, hasn’t worked yet 😅

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If I could leave my migraine issues in 2020 that would be 💯

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I’m only excited for like 2 things in 2021: my husband coming home in July and our big fam beach trip in August

[•dani• @DaniHoteling]

Thank goodness I married into the “mimosa drinking” family

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Before you marry someone, find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5ks on holiday mornings.