However bad today feels, a couple of years ago my friend went to her new employer's Christmas Party. She'd been there a week.
She got mortal drunk, fell down the stairs on way to the toilet, and shat herself on impact.
Never went back to THAT job.
See? Things could be worse.
I've been looking at 38-45 yr olds on #tinder#bumble etc. & I can't help but to judge these men who are clearly old enough to have a normal relationship saying they just want "fun" and are "too young to settle down" dude you're almost dead, what you waiting for? #twitterdating
To all England fans, please don’t let our country down with bad behaviour tonight. Whether it’s a celebration or a commiseration. Be respectful. Thanks. Yours sincerely, the rest of England 🏴🇬🇧⚽️