We need to return to traditional manliness!
-Boys should wear pink!
-Leave beer brewing to the women and write more poetry!
-Male friends should sit in each other’s laps!
-Wear more stockings!
-Wigs! Wigs! Wigs!
-lacy embroidered handkerchiefs for all
-leave wristwatches to women
I almost think we need to put an income cap on who can run for president b/c the entire thing is out of control. We have never-ending, multi-billion dollar election seasons that only the wealthiest can afford to compete in. This only solidifies a ruling class of oligarchs.
@arelplo @KevinMaddenDC Yessss!! Had a customer get angry at me because he wanted a discount on pants that had pockets sewed shut. He looked at me like I was crazy when I said there was nothing wrong with them and he had to cut them open 🙄
all I’m saying is... if I don’t have my own ivy-covered cottage hidden deep in the heart of the forest equipped with a huge cauldron to make winter stews and a pet crow who alerts me when visitors approach sometime in the next 40 years I’m going to be very put out
people find out i have bad acid reflux and feel SO bad for me when i tell them i can’t drink alcohol. you think it sucks cause i can’t down 11 white claws in two hours tonight for no reason and wake up needing an IV? no. idiots. fools. it sucks because i can’t eat spaghetti
My sisters and I have a tradition that every time we get to Chapter 33 while reading the Raven King, we add a living flower. Currently there are about seven dried and pressed flowers between the pages.