dani california 🍒

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

this is actually a million times better than whatever they were going to edit

[Shar A 🫡 @Shar_A_]

Walking past an intimidating group of hooded youths whilst they beg you to open them a snapchat account

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

quicker turnaround than us

[dani california 🍒 @DaniLightGrey]

Santa clarita diet FOR SURE

[Aira @Airaxora]

Name a cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

Damn😭

[Soham @king26_sk]

hahaha well paid job where I do meaningful work and have friends and good commute and don't feel like kms lmaoooooo 🤣🤣

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Sam @SamMufc7]

No way 😂

[Just Chelsea @JustChelsea97]

Y si hermano, el tipo es árbitro FIFA, obviamente está asociado con una organización terrorista.

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

These two came out within 12 hours

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

joy

[bug girl @buggirl]

this show is such irresponsible garbage but the feeling of watching it in middle school as it came out. sorry but that was pure bliss. could never ever be recreated. and shouldn’t be

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

When asked on their overlapping tour dates and Bad Bunny’s sold-out concert in the same city, Pope Leo replied:

“If [young people] are confronted with the question ‘Do you want to go see Bad Bunny or see the pope?’ I think many will go to see Bad Bunny.”

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work