Dani 🌻

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

A new realization: social stamina requires work. Socializing techniques are lacking.

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@leanneee Homosexuals ban our savior donald trump. Perfect.

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

I'm getting dumber just listening to this #Debates2020

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

*insert cryptic passive aggressive tweet here* #refraining #butnotreally

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@jearbearwpbeast Yesss (when I work) also lo-fi music perfect for studying. Check out the playlist lo-fi beats on Spotify it my fave

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

Dogs were being rowdy. I told one to be nice to the other, as you do. She then turns around sticks her nose up the other ones behind and licks what I can only imagine was her vag. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT NICE. Please socially distance yourselves. #dogmom #SocialDistancing

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@NHLSeattle_ I'm no fortune teller but, unless you wanna be made fun of for the being the Seattle crack den, please please steer clear of the Kraken. They will eat us alive!!!

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@jsantanarama lol it never ends!

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

Things that help your eye stop twitching: Sleep, destressing, and drinking less caffeine. Guess my eye is gonna twitch forever #help

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@leanneee No

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@leanneee The dog might think so

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@leanneee And the unchill side of him owns a dog and the other does not. Man, idk which one to choose!

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

Coming to the realization I've never had a healthy relationship and I wanna know what love is. #selfsabotage #iwantyoutoshowme @ForeignerMusic

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@leanneee You coffused? I've bean there.

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

The worst part about losing weight is losing your wardrobe. I just wanna shout out to my sister for losing 50lbs and giving me all of her clothes. Your loss is my gain, thankfully not literally. Keep it up and give me more. #thanks

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

Today some guy tried to tell me that climate change doesn't matter because we won't see the effects in our lifetime. Sorry but I care about the future population. #youaretheproblem #savetheplanet

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

My takeaway from the premiere of Game of Thrones: Dickon Tarly was too hot to die. Bring him back. #GameOfThrones

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@ericjsalazar I guess you'll have to come visit me

[Dani 🌻 @DaniScharf]

@ericjsalazar 😭