Daniel Johnsrud

🏡 🇸🇯🇺🇦
💸 Software engineer
🏟️ Alt Vålerenga, Darts & Golf

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

@MNReitan Prøv kundestøtten….Fy søren. 1måned gikk med til å bytte lisenstype og flytte seter. Ikke ble det riktig heller 😅

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

🤬 I FUCKING HATE that no one in the world reacts any more to massive drones/planes hitting into residential buildings and a load of women and children burning to death.

and you'll hear NOTHING about it in the news tomorrow.

RIP KYIV 💔😢

[Fotballparodier @fotballparodier]

Hvis tilfeldig utvalgte fotballpersonligheter deltok i dart-VM 🎯🍻

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The nominees for the next FIFA Peace Prize are:

Lord Voldemort
Sauron
Darth Vader
Sid from Toy Story

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

For noe søppel!

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

@aparvizian Til å spy av. Bare at han er tatt ut er helt natta

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

I England for å se 7 divisjonskampen Carsharlton - Potters Bar Town FC med en gjeng norske potters bar entusiaster. DA vinner mitt Vålerenga selvfølgelig 😆

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

Ikke et ord i norske aviser….

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

First moments after the Russian attack on a daycare in Kharkiv.

Kids crying for their moms, rescuers and civilians rushing to get them out of the building...
Heartbreaking.

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

@ViaplayGolfNO Helt nydelig! Ikke at vi trengte det i dag, men det føles som vi får en egen dimensjon når det norske golf-miljøet er så tett at tilskuere gjenkjennes av kommentatorer, samtidig som Hovland-oppdatering kommer direkte på sms til bua. Kudos til alle!

[Jason Sobel @JasonSobelGolf]

I’ve got a wild idea for who Europe could get to captain this team in Ireland two years from now.

[travispbonfigli @travispbonfigli]

#RyderCupUSA
#RyderCup2025
#RyderCup
#IYKYK

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

"What is up with that?"

Viktor talking UFOs 🛸👽

#TeamEurope | #OurTimeOurPlace

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

USA-2025. Tidenes minst morsomme sit-com

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"

[Daniel Johnsrud @DaniWffs]

@FrankAmundsen89 Skulle bare sjekke om det andre målet fortsatt funka

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Today’s rallies in defense of the independence of Ukraine’s anti-corruption institutions in Kyiv.

The funniest part is that Russian Z-fascists are watching it, rejoicing and rubbing their hands, thinking these rallies somehow bring Ukraine closer to collapse and defeat.

While in reality, it’s precisely the fact that Ukraine’s civil society takes to the streets, protests, and keeps kicking its own government in the ass even during wartime -- this is one of the key fundamental reasons why this country broke free from Russian colonial subjugation, is carrying out difficult and painful reforms, reviving its identity and national pride, and has been resisting Russia’s power for twelve years already, including three and a half years of full-scale war.

If not for this, among other things, Ukraine would’ve ceased to exist long ago.

This is what makes Ukraine stronger - not weaker.

Russian fascists have spent years, with the stubbornness of an imbecile, refusing to admit that democratic, active Ukraine is not a servile tsarist Russia -- and that there is an abyss between the two countries, even on the mental level.

And that is what will ultimately bury them.

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

The moment @KristofferR_98 claimed victory for the first time on the DP World Tour 🇳🇴🏆

#SoudalOpen

[Posse @possesandboe]

18/

Er det da noen som fortsatt har tillit til hvordan NFF forvalter fotballen vår?

//Avsløringstråd slutt

@E_Sande
@VGsindre
@VGNettBrenne99
@VgNettAnders
@Tjaernas
@DavyWathne

[FairAndBalanced @KSteigen]

“Fred og rettferdighet”.

[Cloooud |🇺🇦 @GloOouD]

🤬UEFA banned a minute of silence before the Euro 2026 futsal qualifying match between 🇺🇦Ukraine and 🇷🇴Romania, but it still took place.

The Ukrainians appealed directly to the Romanians. Instead of holding a minute of silence before the game, they agreed to do it directly during the match — after the opponent's ball was drawn from the center of the field. Both teams together honored the memory of the dead.

A big RESPECT to Romanians. UEFA is MAFIA!

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

11-year-old Maksym Martynenko was killed in yesterday’s Russian ballistic missile attacks against Sumy.

His parents Mykola and Natalia also lost their lives.

The family was hit by the second missile with cluster munitions. 34 people were killed, 117 wounded.