Dani Brookes

Blog: Instagram: dani_brookes ________ Facebook : Danielle Finlay Brookes

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

@HSBC why is it impossible to get a call back from you. You blocked my bank card for no reason and left me stranded at a spanish airport all night unable to get a taxi to my apartment.

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

@chloburge Please tell me you're talking about your car.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er... read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

@Sophstubbsxx That’s ma gurll x

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

So I just tried to comment on a picture of my friends baby saying ‘he’s adorable’ but autocorrect decided to change it to ‘he’s adopted’ and honestly I think I just died���� #autocorrect

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

For the last time an anorexic person does not have to be underweight, they could actually be obese! Anorexia is an eating disorder and is not a word used to describe somebody’s weight, anybody could be suffering with an eating disorder or mental health disorder. #MentalHealth

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

Serious question: is @Sia called Sia because you never see her?👀

[annalyse👸🏼💅🏽 @DelaneyAnnalyse]

Petition for Pretty little thing to open in The UK💕☝🏽

[unsociable @unsocialable9]

Selling two stoke coach tickets for forbidden forest ££££ #forbiddenforest

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Won Big Brother didn’t get invited back for all star, suspended off Geordie Shore, sacked by the sun, shopping in pound land live in me mams spare room, beat that 😎 https://t.co/Y8PJbfQwXP

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

Forever wondering if I’m a sexy banana or a chicken nugget😶

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Holy shit. https://t.co/ZscPAmjNdR

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

@Sophstubbsxx @McDonaldsUK At least the ice cream machine wasn’t broken😂

[unsociable @unsocialable9]

ME https://t.co/3Z6Zu4JBiW

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

I live in my overdraft✌🏻😂 https://t.co/L4b7hO6hnz

[Dani Brookes @Dani_Finlay]

Some bloke just referred to me as ‘not ladylike’ because I’m drinking a pint... let’s see how ladylike it is when I ram it in your throat. Cunt.