Dani James

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

A man at the gym whisper yelled “I’m a CEO” every time he lifted a weight, I cried to Teen Mom on the elliptical. It’s about finding a workout routine that works for you.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@tinatwocats Read somewhere that this is how cats say I love you to their humans so every time Roo does it I weep.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Quarantine fashion inspo: Actress on broadway two show day. Long floral robe, pjs and indoor\outdoor slippers for going to the *stage door to sign autographs.
* garbage shoot to take out the trash
*mailbox to get mail
*daily walk to visit Jeff my neighbor indoor/outdoor cat.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

“You can eat in your bed today, it’s a pandemic” What’s something nice you said to yourself this week???

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Wish I could see who is doing close friends stories on Instagram but not sharing them with me?!?!

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

I am a medium matinence girl. I’m truly up for anything but I will have 2-3 outfits planned for whatever activity you pick.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@tinatwocats Ask her? Show her this tweet maybe???

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

My acting range is I played The Nurse in every play my college did. Even plays where there was no character named The Nurse.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@ShelbyWolstein That’s a v good idea.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Is there a good way to ask your best friend if her new boyfriend has hair plugs???

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Kinda wild The Bachelor is thinking about allowing women over 30 onto the show.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Uber driver is quietly humming along which makes me feel comfortable to quietly hum along to ‘shallow’ and in some worlds, that’s full blown Intimacy.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

My tinder profile: I don’t want anything serious. I’m just looking for someone who will come over if I hit my head at work and wake me up every hour to make sure I don’t have a concussion. We can also kiss.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@DebraDuncan I’ll release mine if you release yours.... cause I absolutely also went in for this.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

“That’s so weird I actually never snore”
-Me every time someone says I snore

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@notverygoodtwee Brave.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

If the small town dance team would have done a lyrical number to it in 2004... I’ve cried to it this year.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

@yazminalysia @whattheFELK Also same. Should we all get dinner about this?!?

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Renaming my cat to: ‘Meryl Streep as Aunt March in Little Women 2019’. It suits her more then Roo.

[Dani James @Dani_James3]

Feeling fragile. So fragile, I just might join a CrossFit gym 🤷🏻‍♀️.