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[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

@DonnaToast 🙄

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

@DonnaToast For a small royalty

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

People like to complain about how long it takes a girl to put her makeup on but have you ever waited for a boy to take a poop

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Arin makes me left handed late art and I’m swoon 🥰

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

“Hey Arin, what do you want for birthday this year?”

“A sense of purpose”

[chuuch @ch000ch]

due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

If you’re gonna cancel a class can you please let us know before I get to the fkn room

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

#TheFirstLineOfMyAutobiography

[Tvind Alert @tvindalert]

ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH — that’s the appearance the USDA is trying to avoid. But it’s getting harder. https://t.co/eMzBsY9aQY via @reveal

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

This mom at the coffee shop is narrating everything I’m doing for her 2 y/o.
Mom: “Yeah, that’s her coffee, she’s taking a sip, it’s hot, hot”
Baby: “hot! hot!”

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Even by the CDC’s low ball estimates, more than 1 in 8 Americans will contract Lyme Disease in their lifetime. This pandemic is now greater than breast cancer and HIV combined. Why is no one talking about this??

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Lyme disease incidence map: CDC vs https://t.co/2WifkQoAjJ’s patient reported data.

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Some light reading for your Christmas Eve. Enjoy. https://t.co/udifduPMIB

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Sophie is so tall she found her Christmas presents early and now she won’t stop glaring at Arin for not giving them to her 😂

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

What did I just find on amazon 😂

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

After five months I finally feel good enough to go outside but my doc won’t let because of the smoke 😞

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

My old roommate just sent me this 😂

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Sleepy little Soph on her sofa 💤

[danica @DanicaStevenso1]

Only left handed people know the pain of having to drink their latte with the art upside down