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Tech by day, timeline villain by night. Real talk. Unfiltered takes.

[future @DanichTech]

The "noted" is what killed me! Bro literally logged the feedback in his CRM and updated his delivery style in 2 seconds flat! 🎯⚡

[future @DanichTech]

Bro texted his own girlfriend like he was updating his line manager on Slack, got called out, and said "Noted!" 😭💀

​Men in their 30s have turned relationship texting into formal office correspondence! 😂🔥

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

Funke Akindele clocks 49 today. 🎂

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

Messi texts back. You have no excuse. 😭😂

[future @DanichTech]

@__CD2_ He's still doing well 👏

[future @DanichTech]

@EmlexB 🤮🤮

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Man apprehended after allegedly trying to touch a 10-year-old girl inappropriately at an amusement park in Ipaja

[future @DanichTech]

@Georgewove01 Bro pls take it easy on her 🙏 😭

[Georgewove 🕊️ @Georgewove01]

See wetin my neighbour wife dey go ontop my bed 😭♥️

[BIG OC🪐 @osechidera]

If this happened to your car, what will you do?

[future @DanichTech]

@king_Hamish1 Real truth, my brother! 🤝 People go talk regardless, so make everybody just protect their peace and keep moving! 🚀⚡

[future @DanichTech]

Was she wrong?

Funke Akindele is facing backlash for posting her birthday pictures and wishing herself a happy birthday on the same day as Ogogo’s burial.

But I’m honestly trying to understand the issue here. It is her birthday.

[future @DanichTech]

Eating like a king because the hustle ahead today requires heavy stamina! 😭💀

​What’s on your plate right now or are you surviving on vibes and hot water? 😂👇

[future @DanichTech]

What y'all having for breakfast?

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

Can you accept this for dinner?

[future @DanichTech]

@king_Hamish1 Bro in life just do you don't care or worry about people's opinions because it doesn't matter 🤷

[future @DanichTech]

@Georgewove01 Omo hmmm

[future @DanichTech]

@Sammylondon_ @Georgewove01 😂

[Georgewove 🕊️ @Georgewove01]

Lowkey this guy is more better than his 2 senior brothers.

[future @DanichTech]

@king_Hamish1 💯

[future @DanichTech]

@king_Hamish1 I tire for human being ooo people just dey mad me for this earth!!