Dani

who’s a bitch gotta kiss around here to get a cream soda?

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@sarahhgisele tumble WEAVING

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Did it again

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I just c*me at 11:11 do we really think that’s a coincidence???

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Personally I think I am very tough and strong bc how am I on 200mg of Zoloft and still depressed???? Will power.

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@anakarinahh One of my fav twists in any show/movie/book is a female villain like why does it feel like a victory??

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I love it when guys ask if I have Snapchat bc then I don’t have to waste time wondering if they’re horny creeps!!! I know for sure!!

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Where does one find a sexy tall kind funny silly caring attentive smart honest financially stable man these days??? Are they all on Grindr??

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Not many things are as satisfying as seeing that your ex has severely downgraded with his new gf lmfao

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I do this cute thing where I have 2 strawberry margaritas and then convince myself that I am dying

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I’m on book 3 now btw

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You’ll never be the same person you were before reading a sci-fi romance novel

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One page it’s a cool interesting story and the next full page is describing an alien dick in full detail like how am I supposed to just go on living like everything is normal now????

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@zacxmoore Play last kiss. I want everyone drunk crying together

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Taylor Swift is for the high school theatre girlies that are sexy now

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Turning a new leaf (lol blaze it) by actually feeling my negative feelings instead of smoking weed about it. So far not having a good time.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

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(Ethically)

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Just closed 🌽 and immediately pulled up Taylor Swift chords. To fend off the demons. Just to be safe 👀🙏

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Vibrato go crazy after 2 redbull vodkas

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I sincerely hope that all animal abusers die a slow and painful death