Dani

any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn, damn thing at all

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Spent 15 min on tinder this morning and I literally need to wash my brain. Just make it smooth, no folds. I’ve seen enough.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Her: I miss u

Me:

[Dani @Danidbeer]

My last meal would be crab Rangoon. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for a crab Rangoon so I had to think it all the way through.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

So you’re telling me we are building space hotels but can’t build a bed to eject me instead of an alarm I have to manually set?

[Dani @Danidbeer]

@PostMalone seems like the kind of guy who puts a blanket on you and sets water next to you after a night out.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Baked beans on toast w sprinkle cheese is the American version of refried beans on a tortilla. It’s a fact.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

You ever wake up on your day off and immediately open you bedside drawer? Or

[Dani @Danidbeer]

I work with someone who doesn’t believe in climate change 🥲 I think about this way more than I should.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

My love language is spicy yakisoba noodles(the cheap ones) and a forehead kiss (the expensive ones)

[Dani @Danidbeer]

People who don’t like any form of potato are skin walkers

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Amen 🫶🏼

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Dylan Mulvaney is getting hotter and it’s making the right nervous

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Skipped going to pride this year bc my gf and I felt guilty about leaving our cat alone at home all week. I’ve peaked as a pet parent.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Sometimes I remember @KristynLeGrande used to read, like an actual book, while driving.

[Dani @Danidbeer]

Alex Jones is the head of CIA

[Dani @Danidbeer]

I can’t deny it anymore, I have a tummy ache and I need forehead kiss

[Dani @Danidbeer]

My silly little self care Wednesday evening has turned it my moms recipes for potjie kos, a lil buzzy and waiting for my girl to get home so I can get the forehead kiss I deserve

[Dani @Danidbeer]

I will wake my girl up out of a dead sleep and ask her to hold me. That’s my toxic trait. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them🤷🏼‍♀️

[Dani @Danidbeer]

🙂

[Dani @Danidbeer]

@arithepisces Come hang soon!!!

[Dani @Danidbeer]

“Do you celebrate 4th of July in South Africa” “what about thanksgiving?” -@JadynMorrow