daniel

he/him

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

(first day teaching at woke university)

it's not my job to educate you

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[alice @aliceisplaying]

if you'd please consult the chart

[Hippoo @despratefractal]

@ni_alln me trying to impress early bird trade

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

guy at the bar: when i graduated college you were 14 that’s crazy

me off 3 vodka redbulls: shock me like an electric eel

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

yeah, well, not according to my warped perception of reality

[“paula” @paularambles]

british developers be like innit()

[LB @lnbshr]

Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make"

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Billionaires are a burden on society, they don't work, they spread hate, and despite being 0.00005% of the population they cost as much as the poorest 80% of the planet.

Get rid of them.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Andrea Jenkyns joins Reform. Never has there been a more natural fit for a party of ignorant bigots and idiots.

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

Public service announcement:

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Strange that Jeremy Clarkson is so annoyed about something that doesn't affect 87% of farmers, but which closes a loophole that allowed very rich people to buy farmland simply to avoid inheritance tax.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

if you tax landlords fairly, they'll put their rents up. if you give tenants any rights, they'll put their rents up. if you don't remodel the entire law and economy to their exact desires, they'll put their rents up. also, if you do nothing at all, they'll put their rents up

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

beating a dead horse but maybe one of the most pathetic men in history, painful to even think about his existence

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Starmer's boy relaxing in his loaner 15 million quid penthouse