Daniel Allen

Days spent reading, nights with dark chocolate.

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@usdefiserich wait am i the only one who noticed the background changed completely

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I wasn’t close with my “in laws” but I trusted them.

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@ZoeyTaylorvxl if procrastination had a mascot it would be me watching this

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@CharlotteDeweyr this video broke my brain in the best way possible

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Unfortunately, he indeed passed away from a preexisting condition.

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She won’t allow me to come to her house before the game any more. This is only the final straw when it comes to the baseball. We have had other run-ins.

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Hence, the oatmeal and the tub; also, here is the rub—she cannot have children, or much, just cancerous polyps and such. | 2009

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@JanelleRuseb i've seen teh full version and trust me you're not ready