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[Obseve @DanielAting2]

Picture this: It's our 5th anniversary dinner. Candles, wine and flowers.
My wife suddenly stands up, slams a stack of papers on the table like she's in a soap opera.
Wife: "I'm divorcing you." I look up slowly, fork halfway to my mouth, completely blank-faced.
Me: "Were we even married?" Dead silence. Her jaw drops.

My brain is still processing if this is a prank or if I blacked out during a visit to the Marriage Registry in Port Harcourt in 2020. She starts stuttering. I just keep eating my pasta like nothing happened.

Plot twist: turns out we DID in fact get married... in my dreams not in real life...ohh, sorry. I made this entire story up!

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@FunmilolaO52787 @chisom_ezinne @numberonetweep Most of us na small businesses we dey run na.

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@chisom_ezinne @numberonetweep Na only business name most people need to register na. Who Ltd help? 😂

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@TimeyinI Not food. Anything that will have a competitive advantage in your area and something you can probably sell as a small businessman.

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@Ahfo__ @howuseeit323 @Rxbremen Wahala. Wety come be the advantage over conventional bank?

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@oforezika It's Nigerian English 😂

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@Officially_Kriz But the fundamentals of the stock doesn't look good naw.
Abi una no dey look fundamentals again?

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@yen_paa @iamMrMarfo1 No one said it's money sitting in a bank but it's still real wealth.

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@howuseeit323 @Rxbremen Cool

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@Crypto_Diet Use government schools as your benchmark.

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@gentlemanway007 Why she no won send the sister school?

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@betapikingood @Wizarab10 😂😂 you go blow account

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@McBluetoothCCFR @Tunde_OD 🤣one man's food is another man's poison

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@StudentByNature Is it free?

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@NaijaFlyingDr Most Nigerians are in multidimensional poverty.

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@YoungKiddoblack @OkoroTonye That's not the meaning boss.

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@Jay_benks44 Ahh 5 years visa ban? Wety you do?

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@villetech1 @etherealdiadi Minimum wage isn't for only federal government workers

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@AppTayo @etherealdiadi So how will the policy be funded?