Daniel Bernstein

your favorite diabetic

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If coaches actually spoke like this, sideline interviews would be a lot more interesting

(Video via @johnbcrist)

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why is summer making my arms look like popsicle brand

[Did The Reds Win? @DidRedsWin]

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i apologize to those who i offended. i wasn't trying to advocate for ignorance i just want to see walnut be a happier place

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What if i cracked open a hot one?

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if the only word you say to me all day to me is "streaks", please gtfo

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Never drop a blender on your foot

[Daily Dose of Dill @justdillthings]

When you see a high hurdle verb on the frq

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pretty soon cincinnatis about to be seaworld

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@NAutenrieb love you mane

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some people want you for your looks, some for your personality, others for your spotify premium

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walk up to the club like waddup i've gotta big food baby 8 months along named gerald

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@calliemillerr well that's where you're wrong

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@calliemillerr the best flavor of ice cream

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There is no night where black raspberry chip lasts more than one night in the bernstein household

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walnut get your shit together

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i'm gonna start running more to get rid of this muffin top