DanielDormann

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Out of the dentist and I have no cavities. I will now celebrate by eating candy.

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Can someone please tell Michael Sheen to stop playing Tony Blair. I'd really appreciate it. Thanks

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Just saw the movie "Dave" It was awesome. Good night.

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Well there you have it, I watched Contact alone and scared myself

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I am really wanting to eat these delicious looking Reeces Pieces, however my stopped up nose will not allow me to taste such delicatsies

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I associate smells with memories

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3 months, bloodshed (laceration), a mild spout of claustrophobia, a nervous breakdown. But now finally...my room is fully painted

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Whats that? I just did 100 push ups? So what

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Last night I had a dream that I had my head shaved so I could wear a wig in a Bruce Willis movie. End Story.

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If I never hear the word ASAP again it'll be too soon

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I swear to god, I've never been so excited to get home for a turkey burger in my life!

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Great, now that is just great! I've got the theme to the Electric Company stuck in my head. I hate when this happens. Hey you guys!

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Amazon will NOT exchange any products as "this is the policy of Amazon" Not even an explanation. What are you trying to hide Amazon?

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In the words of General MacArthur, I have returned.

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Interesting how online careers have gone up 40% in 2011. I just received my first payment from my website thanks to http://t.co/AKAeJCno =D

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First day of training as a volunteer at the space center! Please I'm going to train them!

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One of my pet peeves is when people eat their popcorn before the movie starts!

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I just tried to pop a wheelie in my car...failed

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Just saw a guy in Ferrari get busted for parking in a No Parking zone. Sweet justice!

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Really, we are all surprised that Justin Beiber isn't a good actor?