Danny Fenton

I'm just your average kid, I swear.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Part of me wanted Romney to win just to see what the internet would do. Most of me doesn't care though.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Dr Pepper is my drink of choice.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@FluttershyXo Wait. Hold on. You're a dirty barn animal with no fingers. How are you typing?

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Someone made a grave for me and the epitaph reads "Only turned her on after he got in." Cute.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Hey, you guys wanna know what human tastes like? It tastes like pork.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

So, I was reading about cloning and where the fuck did Vlad get an unfertilized donor egg from?

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

WTF when did I become the Grim Reaper? Why do I have to drag everyones sorry ass souls into the underworld?

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Holy shit Courage the Cowardly Dog and Xiaolin Showdown coming back? Oh oh! Me next!

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@DPCRAZY98 Well that's too bad, because I'm about to get my hetero on.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Uh, guys,Pitch Pearl is not an actual thing.That's just how I practice. Get those cameras out of my window and the pictures off the internet

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

I don't look as good in glasses as everyone thinks I would.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@Nicktoongrl Well fuck, how do you remember that? I don't even remember what I ate last night. I should make one of you people my secretary.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

"Not seeing is believing." What is this? Did you guys make up a motto for me or something? I don't remember this phrase from anywhere.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

You know what scares the shit out of doctors? Putting your fist into the used syringe disposal box.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@MaestroEzio idk man, she must've given it to me then. come pick up your dirty-ass shirt

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@DesHeican She was dancing to no music. I like to stay away from the cray-crays and keep my icicle of of the grill if you get what I mean.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

@DesHeican I met this one hot chick. Turns out she was a fire ghost, so I stayed the fuck out of that. Y'know, because I'm an ice ghost.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

The dudes from the STS-107 Columbia disaster showed up. Well fuck, I'm out.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

Saying the way I died is that I was electrocuted to death so hard that I almost went full circle into the living again. Basically winning.

[Danny Fenton @DanielFenton_]

At some sort of ghost party. Most of what everyone is doing is trying to one-up each other with how they died.