danielson

professional bullshitter

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

If you’re going to dunkin for food in the evening, you need to be locked in a fucking cage

[Martin Luther Scheme @MrAviator1906]

Yall barely wanted to do fractions. I am to believe you would be all ears if your teacher was teaching taxes to you? Lol

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

Honestly is there anybody who can’t out pizza the hut

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

Almost every day, Facebook memories remind me why I shouldn’t have been allowed access to social media at a young age

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

There are very few things in this world that are more humiliating than dropping change in public, then attempting to wrangle all the loose coins back together while people are staring at you like “get a load of this fuckin idiot”

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

If you don’t re-rack your weights, you can’t convince me that you’re not a douchebag

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

@GageKoch5 As you should be

[Cal 🏳️‍🌈 @C2testa]

Prince Philip at 99 Chief Keef at 300

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

I know we all gonna go, but I’d hate to go fast, then again I don’t think it’d be fun to stick around and go last

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

I might not be shit but at least I don’t post videos of me singing along to songs on snapchat

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

Surrounded by so many folks, but I’m still a loner. I don’t got shit to say and when they talk, I’m just zonin

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

The more you talk, the less people tend to listen

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

“Yo ima call you right back”
-a mf that ain’t gonna call you back

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

@RoleCowland81 I’m glad you got that 😂 fuckin way she goes he says 😂😂

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

@RoleCowland81 Fuckin way she goes

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Credit to Me For Admitting I May Have Jumped the Gun

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

Bro just drop an album already wtf

[danielson @DanielJessmer]

@DuffyOnWCMF Cmon bruh stay in your lane