Daniel Kathrani

Artist, designer, photographer

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@SalVulcano @800pgm I cannot wait for this! 👏🏽🔥

[Positively4thStreet @Positively4thS]

Nella Darling, after seeing you on I'm a Celebrity, millions of people now hate you but it's not because you're black. It's not because you're fat. It's simply because you're a complete, total, absolute, and utter c*nt.
#imaceleb

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@robbeckettcomic

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

#RobRomVs how about Rob&Rom vs wrestling

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Restart the count. Again.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

On second thoughts, I'm a quitter not a fighter.

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@10DowningStreet @trussliz @UKgovcomms

Liz Truss as PM.

It's like tunnelling out of Joseph Fritzl's basement only to find you've come out in...

Fred West's living room.

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@FPL_Shola @BritishBakeOff

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@FPL_Shola @PaulHollywood @PrueLeith

[Ameobi @Caipan0]

#GBBO This is somehow good enough to make it to the final 🤷‍♂️

[illest🤠 @illestReborn]

@SportsCenter Logan Paul waking up to a pop smoke concert after his fight wit Floyd

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@DVLAgovuk Any number other than 0300 790 6801 will be much appreciated l

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@DVLAgovuk Hi, is their an alternative contact number I can ring to ask someone about an application that was made, I just need to speak to an actual person rather than following a link.

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@DVLAgovuk Hi, is their an alternative contact number I can ring to ask someone about an application that was made, I just need to speak to an actual person rather than following a link.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Impeached once, shame on you.
Impeached twice, fuck you.

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@absoluteradio I use to feed my mum and dads VHS player fish fingers because I thought it looked like a face and it was hungry. The repair man got to know my parents on first name basis lol

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@tobytarrant @tobytarrant Stellify the Moon

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You got to admit - he’s being very polite about it all:)

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Dear White House Movers:
Ask for the money up front.

[Daniel Kathrani @DanielKathrani]

@realDonaldTrump

[John Cusack @johncusack]

You got to admit - he’s being very polite about it all:)