Daniel Murdock

Rory McIlroy, get it cut.

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@piersmorgan I'll see you in three weeks, try to slim down by then. You know, a few sit ups, bit of roadwork. Because you're fat etc.

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@chattyman love you, retweet for my love of the show?

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@piersmorgan hows the baldening going? getting worried yet? should be

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@iTweetFacts reckon you could give me her number

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@piersmorgan Im taller

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@piersmorgan i heard youre more than 16 stone.

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@piersmorgan hows the diet big man?

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@Theprincedc reckon you should follow me, my da loves you. Saw you play in Warrenpoint golf club 20 years ago you legend

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@piersmorgan wise up

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@_Snape_ it didnt

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@jamesohare95 @chattyman dont do it alan

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Big shout out to @piersmorgan keep
the faith babe.

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@Lord_Sugar no.2 you look like yourself in it.

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@TheSeverusSnape Dumbledores gay, havent you heard.

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@rorylavery http://t.co/v8eE24H?fbid=493003049873&set=a.424647634873.211357.623694873&type=1&theater

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@rorylavery @jamesohare95 bob likes me

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@jamesohare95 oh yeah. your a cunt.

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@jamesohare95 tennis tomorrow

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@jamesohare95 *throat.

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@jamesohare95 *chin.