Daniel O'Flaherty

just a real man in Portland that lives on a big boat…

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@ClownWorld I’ll send that to my daughters prison 😆 because they were obsessed. Rachael holds the trivia crown…

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@greg16676935420 Idiotic idiot

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Tom Hanks...

Not bad for a start

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

if you don’t live in California your opinion on Newsom does not matter. Being handsome is great for selling luxury cars, seducing rich donors and running interference for your corrupt crime family, but it does not translate into being a good governor.

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

On my tombstone, just have this video playing on loop. Great win @Broncos!

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Emotional truth is less like “speaking truth to power” and more like “speaking lies to suckers.”

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@natalie_gulbis0 @adidasWomen @adidasGolf You made my day and smiled at me in Portland. Would you hurry up and turn 50 and play the Seniors? This weekends play is about 1000 yards from me Actually I think we should start ‘retired women’s tour’ (with a far more clever name) where you Michelle W, Lorena play. You game?

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

In case you missed this from the NY Post:

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

MAGA Republicans have awakened a powerful force in America—the women of this nation.

These MAGA Republicans don’t have a clue about the power of women in America.

They are about to find out.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

I FEEL ALIVE

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@AadhilaDenzin Ya

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@BaldBryan This is my 2nd tweet ever and I think your terrific…. My first tweet was to Elvis and he never responded….

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@ObamaEraCons You wake up at you boyfriends at 11:00 ,you can’t get it up again, then lie about flaccid peckers, mom makes you coffee, then go to BK, you twerk while eating that crap.And you don’t lie, you simply believe what all these right wing dumbshits tell you…. Then pass the lie on

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@TheRealOJ32 Still trying to see who killed those two people on the golf course?? I bet your golf glove fits fine. :-)

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@djdiesel Ya

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@SJoflaherty @BankofAmerica @AlaskaAir I canceled mine years ago for the same reason Chase Freedom has the best %’s back and Discover does great promos every quarter. This quarter is 5% off gas! 1st quarter was 5% off restaurants and grocery!

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@adamcarolla Too funny.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Philip

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

Another unearthed director’s cut

[Daniel O'Flaherty @DanielOFlaherty]

@katrinawheeler @TMobile I never say anything on Twitter but I just had a horrible time getting away from T-Mobile as well …. Just sucked. Consumer cellular rocks!