Daniel Ramirez

Part-time magic, full-time wi-fi enthusiast.

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ADA ANAK INTERN BARU DIKANTOR YANG MASUK PERTAMA HARI INI, PAS DIA LEWAT BAUNYA TUUUH BENER BENER SEMERBAAAK GITU LOH, WANGINYA YANG NGGAK NUSUK HIDUNG, BUKAN YANG WANGI KUNTICORE TAPI WANGINYA ELEGANT GITU LOHHHH
TAR KALAU ISTIRAHAT MO NANYA DIA PAKE APA

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Oren bisa hanya utk pengiriman saja tdk bs full payment.

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This stupid image I made on my computer when dream BBQ first came out. It’s that one scene from Futarama, I think it’s in the episode “War is the H word”, but it’s ENA War Theory.

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All these things are working together for good in me, and I am growing in my knowledge of the Lord and His ways.”
In all these things, we will be overcomers through Christ our Lord. Be strong.

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@AgustinaUkn1da the build up was perfect and the payoff was even better somehow

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LPT: What do say when you're on a date with someone and not sure whether or not you should make a move.
I've discovered a great expression to use if you are ever on a date, and not sure whether you should make a move or not.

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Plus it was easier to take a portal across Manhattan than to load everyone up into the tank, so he couldn't exactly hide away; heaven forbid he say no to his family if he could be of any convenience to them.
"Hey, Big Guy," Leo murmured, his voice creaking in his throat.

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@SarahAdamsfvkd adding this to my "things that made my day better" collection...

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you're home, half a year maybe.
And i walk through the door and you sigh out,
"baby, what's the purple on your hand?
where'd you get that red on your neck?"
i'll rest my ear on the left of your chest.
shake my head, ask you about the dinner clams,
and sunday plans.

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@0xKiyoro there is absolutely no way this wasn't planned

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와 정말 오리 기름 맞아?😰😰
로스만 먹어서 이정도인줄 몰랐네
의사쎔들이 몸에는 좋다는데...
맛은 어떨지 함 마셔봐야겠다ㅋㅋ Translate

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amoy lg gamau sm papaa 😂 #raffinagita1717 #rayyanzamalikahmad #lily #ranaimamalikaraudiaandara #nagitaslavina

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he is still absent as always, which, i talked to him about it again and he says he "wishes he was more careless about his masters and his work" so he could reply to me more, and he's sorry about it too.

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@RichardBroxz this got a save and a retweet and i don't do that often

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A woman got on and scowled, “You’re not supposed to be moving in this elevator…
“But I assure you, ma’am,I have been standing here perfectly still the whole time!”

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@RyanRiveranzx This is the kind of content that restores my faith in the internet

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sebenernya kalo kita nginep di hotel, boleh ga sih bawa kasur lipet tipis sendiri atau sleeping bag (yg nginep 2 dewasa anak 2) udah pesen twin bed, tapi jujur aku encok kalo
bobo bareng anak. mending rebahan sendiri gitu.
kalo di sofa sempit. Translate

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What it's like to become a stock photo meme
Arató András-Hungarian lighting engineer, part time amateur model, viral internet sensation. Life’s taken it’s twists and turns for both Arató and the photographers who first made him famous

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⭐️Complimentary Mini Abalone to parents, with every order of All-You-Can-Eat set (one piece per parent) ⭐️Exclusively for Citi and OCBC Credit or Debit Cardmembers, and PGR members.

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F1 Threads 有看過一萬個人一起線上崩潰嗎？😆😆😆
就是現在F1官方YT…………………………………… Translate @karendavisfn