Daniel Roy Doyle

All I do is play the piano and study string theory. Language was the genesis of society, but music was what inspired civilisation.

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@redgemini96 @Rainmaker1973 It would take 25 years for a TEXT Message to be received. To actually go to that planet would take several thousand years. If Jesus Christ had been sent there on our fastest spaceship he might nearly be there by now

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@Ruby_331 Well it'd be hard to protect this bitch, she's out there rage baiting incels with false flags like the fella who guides planes into land.

Little miss triggers

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@EmilySm43 I'd be like "Oh good, I'll have that" and wink at her, then buy it for myself.

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@Pixie1z I would kill my wife and children and smear their blood on his door and say "Look what you made me do, you fucking paki, this was your fault" then I'd post it to Instagram captioned "Muslim man forces white person to kill his own family" and wait for validation to pour in.

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@Jesii_ca_M No one is right to hit anyone. Violence signals low emotional intelligence. If you want to look like a stunted, underdeveloped, immature liability then choose violence and live the rest of your life being looked at the same way intelligent people look at a dangerous dog.

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@MahikRani50377 It's karma.

You don't charge for service hoping the customer will be generous... Then you get nothing.

If I perform a service it's either free to leave an impression, or I charge you for it.

Tipping culture preys on the anxiety created by ambiguity. I'd just say thanks.

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@nebuhaber This is smart. She signals her virtue harder than batman and he spends the rest of his life knowing he's HER BITCH, not the other way round. Literally gonna wheel him around as evidence of her compassion. 😅

She makes him know that HE'S lucky

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@HomeSleuthRE @elonmusk I did. They still haven't caught me.

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@harperlee789 No. The dad should.

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@ukboomers John and Margaret are fishing for quick opinions, hastily scribed by angry renters I think.

If that were my buy to let I'd remove the windows to comply with the dated window tax, and then ban fans cos they might blow the asbestos off the boiler pipes.

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@deriniko9 Women 😅

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@realMaalouf *Sees two flags* *Assumes the political affiliations of an entire cultural identity group based on one picture of two flags*

Your powers of assumption rival that of an Ai trained on one text message 😅

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@vxylily The same thing I was already going to. That's why I should be a billionaire

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@AntiWokeMemes I do use it to be rude to be fair 👍🏿

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@Xmusknewsx I like him. I think he generalises a bit too frequently though, makes assumptions about culture that are really just one off incidences that have been deliberately engineered by people seeking attention. The BBC is more educational than fox or cnn

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@KhanSaba1278 Don't deliver food to my table and I'd go and pick my own food from the kitchen 😅

Some people just want to be charged formally, not given things for free and have to figure out the acceptable amount to give, it makes the service awkward, not worth paying for

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@Jassmini2 Exactly. That's what I said after I fucked her and sent her home 😅

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@japan_nobunaga Britain is center of America and Europe, Heathrow is the most expensive airport in the world, Britain's gets a lot of footfall from tourists and international travellers, Britain's education system is VERY expensive and attracts foreigners.

So politicians pander to foreigners

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@naflasco Just hold a bottle of fluid and spin around fast, slowly, and then stop. What does the water do? It's a very simple question with an easy answer

But then calculate whether you were spinning AGAINST the earth's spin if you want to over complicate it

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@RealPostFolder It's because when that man is angry his impulses won't be kind. He'd be more likely to be unfair to that child, so he has the integrity not to be involved.

That girl needs to get back with her baby's daddy, no man really wants to stand between another man and his child