Daniel Simpson

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

In today’s perfectly normal newspapers, Richard Littlejohn has written a love song to Boris Johnson. The opening line is ‘Goodbye, World King’ and it is set to the tune of Elton John’s Candle in the Wind. It is almost worth buying the Mail for.

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

New substack post about Christine de Pizan, Europe's first feminist scholar....or was she?

Please check it out!! <3
https://t.co/QOWwvUNMfr

[Camille 🦸‍♀��� @runcamille]

That was tough 😅.

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

armless frog and breakdancing rat, netherlands, ca. 1500

[Daniel Simpson @DanielS11604648]

@kokeshimum Wow.

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@NoContextBrits Ferris Beuller's wank off.

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@BladeoftheS

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How far can you get listening to both Con Man albums?

Answer, not far if you're a fat fucker 😂 @confidencemanTM

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@Jimllpaintit Rich tea - Black metal

[lucy woods @LucyWoodslucy70]

Revealed: Brits are paying the highest electricity bills in the entire world https://t.co/51XvRBNwvv

[Snigdha ON BLUESKY @snigskitchen]

British Bulldog is a busy, busy person. Works as a train driver, a nurse, a university lecturer, and teacher. All at the same time!

[Daniel Simpson @DanielS11604648]

@myelessar Every Christmas when I'm off, I'll watch them with my boys, and the missus will occasionally watch one or two of the films. I've done this every year since the extended DVDs were released.

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@Peston @SuellaBraverman The full clip makes @SuellaBraverman sound even more unpleasant than the abridged version. Dehumanising people has, and always will be part of a very unpleasant playbook that can cost people their lives.

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@LBC no discernible difference in taste between a turkey or hen egg.

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@jude5456 @BorisJohnson Back to the grindstone eh Boris. Not a bad number is it?

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@mrjamesob Having read this it's moved the needle for me, however, I still believe it's unnecessary to put a firm number in. The criticisms of him giving a total number of people kills are fair. I do understand the hypocrisy about those that get a hardon for certain deaths and not others.

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@FearlessFred @mrjamesob @LBC I clocked it 🙂

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@GrahamDallas5 Silver lining though, we've left the EU, so there's that 😒

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@Adam_L_F_C @JasonManford Not a fan of the Clarkson comment,or him as a person since he smacked a colleague when he was hangry. But you've made a good point here.

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@Thomas46Tank @UKAndNIasOne @LeeAndersonMP_ Eh? I hope you spend as much time and effort trying to help your fellow man as you do complaining.