daniel

[daniel @DanielSoomro]

took my best friend to paris last month asking her to marry me. i have never been so certain of anything in my life, and i all i want is to give you the world. i love you so much my heart hurts habibti, and i can’t wait for what the future holds for us. here’s to forever 💍🤩

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Chris Smoove? Redpill content??

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

Engineer: “The concrete beams in our residential conversion of the Pfizer Building are buckling. The building could collapse! Did you correctly account for the weight of the additional floors we added?”

ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right! I see the issue now—in using the Euler Critical Buckling Formula, I forgot to square of the length of the column in the denominator. I’ve recomputed it using 9.86*EI/KL and have confirmed that the beams are more than adequate to support the additional weight with a robust safety factor of 120. Proceed with confidence! That’s not just math—it’s prudent safety.”

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Battlefield 1943 was released 17 years ago today (2009)

[breadloaf 🛤️ @taxspendlib]

people love saying "history will not judge us kindly" as if history books aren't just like "Genghis Khan epicly killed 40 million people. what an absolute legend"

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[EerRational @EerRational]

They’re doing this to Bronny at work tomorrow

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Idk why this comic gets me every time lol

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

>US withdraws all forces
>300 billion for Iran
>US unfreezes all assets
>US removes all sanctions
>US reopens Iranian oil exports
>obama nuclear deal reinstated