DanielTheSandal

I am Daniel The Sandal, Welcome • Second Account @DanielTooSandal

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Welcome to whatever this is

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who came first me or the egg

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DanielTheSandal is reportedly only 4 awards from egot status following recent Grammy Awards! 🚨‼️

(Via @Dexerto)

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i’m going to be alvin and the chipmunks next halloween

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follow me for more bangers 🥹🥹✌️

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HELICOPTER/AIRPLANE SOUND HEARD ABOVE CRATE PARK. REAL FOOTAGE. NEW SOUND. #Fortnite #FortniteLeaks #FortniteBattleRoyale

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stop liking this 😞

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@ThePieceOfGras YOU are the reason i’m getting notifications on a post from 2018 when i was a fortnite account 😭😭😭

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i lowkey let spotify dj play whatever the hell he wants like yes let’s vibe together

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if you give a mouse a cookie make lemonade

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a strange chicken… peckuliar

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she asks me bart who and i reply with simpson

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pokes the bear bear: ouch

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becoming a cyborg today. wires will learn my pulse

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i’ve got so much on my plate rn good thing i’m a real eater

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@Angel_Bmz i swear i saw one 💔

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the shield sprite whispered something into my my ear. i’m never picking it up again

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my crops failed. the winter will be harsh. i wish this never happened

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i just felt everyone at this restaurant blink at the same time this can’t be happening

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i just shot the messenger

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my heart grew three sizes and it killed me. i hate stupid christmas

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just turned into a big snake and got dropped in the amazon. i didnt know life could be this good