Daniel A Tisdel

I only tweet for special occasions! I usually just don’t have anything exciting to say!

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@TWIZZLERS Cherry Cola. I think...

[Jeremy Serrano @jpserrano]

The people of the Sierra Pacific Synod didn't vote Rev. Dr. Megan Rohr into the office of Bishop because they are trans. We voted them in because they are a damn fine pastor, a servant of the church, a lover of people, and a disciple of Jesus. They also happen to be trans.

[Jeremy Serrano @jpserrano]

Y’all both Bishop Candidates @mmrohrer & @jrobertj62 were Extraordinarily Ordained, they were willing to serve a church that at the time rejected them. They waited for us to catch up to them. I am excited to see what either of them does. #spsassembly21
#sps21
#spsassembly2021

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

As I get older, it gets harder and harder to get a good nights sleep. I miss the days I could fall asleep anywhere and my mom would carry me to my bed. Which got a little awkward in my 20s.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

I don't understand why people have treated this pandemic as a protest against the government rather than an opportunity for creative growth.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@amycontemplates 0 for me. Believe it or not. Escargot was one of the biggest surprises of my life. Well, and conch stew.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Trying to pick a side in this is like choosing between a nose-bleed & genital warts. https://t.co/hT7Zec15ch

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The infrastructure failures in Texas are quite literally what happens when you *don’t* pursue a Green New Deal.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@jpserrano Love this. And I wish people did this when I was in Sem.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@NFLTotalAccess Now that Philip Rivers AND Eli Manning have both retired, how does that draft day trade look in retrospect? Rivers leads the stats but Eli has the two rings...

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@kenjeong I enjoy your two shows but...strange choice to say that Dr. Elvis “got us through the pandemic” and later all the judges are sitting close on the stage for the first time. I know it was filmed a while ago but, the pandemic isn’t over. Did Fox News put you up to this?

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@Sarcasticluther Thanks Nadia.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@Alexrosstweets This is hilarious!

[Julie Stecker (said i’m fine but it wasn’t true) @ohxjulie]

We all know what’s next in the #CentralParkKaren story: she’ll issue a bland apology, she won’t be charged with making a false report, and in six months her narrative will be that her life was ruined because of cancel culture and a “misunderstanding.”

Watch whiteness work.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

If you don’t think God can reach people without returning to a building...you might be the problem.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@crazypastor My dog and two kids at church!

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@survivorcbs Honestly one of the top ten moves in Survivor history, especially since she was framed as someone who was not a target earlier. It was brilliant, even though the one idol was wasted, it still made a statement.

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

@DestaG Ugh. Sorry that happened. Glad you took off.

[Asher O'Callaghan @AsherOCallaghan]

“God’s Church is not in decline. God’s Church is just not where we are.” - Rev. Dr. Jennifer Leath

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

Watching tonight’s episode on delay. Now I hope he doesn’t get revealed yet...

[Daniel A Tisdel @DanielTisdel]

I already know one of the masked singers. And I’ve only seen the preview. Too good a clue. Thingamagig is Kevin Garnett. #TheMaskedSinger