Daniel Townley

I make a grotesque number of The Office references everyday. I understand you're a fan, but mine is an obsession. Do not mistake the two.

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@jabrils_ @Casey Where is this from? Looks amazing

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@digkwvk @VisionStrikers I was surpised as well

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@pwiles4 @jericho1959 Seems like an awesome cause, but I was not involved with this in any way. Perhaps a different Daniel Townley was?

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@digkwvk @business Diamond hands, folks. Diamond.

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@digkwvk @RobinhoodApp They truly stepped in it on this one.

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@charles_086 @SpiralsInTime @FroBroTho @GoldGloveTV So you're upset that you will have to be an active father? That you will have to tell your kids that God will love them no matter who they truly are?

Your life does sound hard, but it's not because of a president.

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@AshtonLeigh97 @Mythical @rhettmc @LinkNeal @Spotify Psh

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@RepDougCollins- "This should not be a partisan issue!"

Also @RepDougCollins- "And I DO think he will be president for 5 more years!"

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@RepDougCollins - This impeachment is going WAY too fast!

Also @RepDougCollins - This impeachment has been going on for years!

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Marshall might want to learn how to throw the ball before the end of this game.

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@Laura_lisabeth Or turning out of tbh

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@rhettandlink The Good Mythical Mom's are by FAR my favorite

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@oliveoilreed This is a TRAVESTY!

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@rhettandlink Actually cried like 8 times. Thank you @linklamont for being so raw with us ear biscuiteers. Time heals all wounds. Stay strong.

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When @Zaxbys puts three forks in the bag of food all intended for yourself...

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@SweeTARTSCandy You guys are crushing it right now. If you ever wanna collab, hit me up. I don't really do anything, and I don't really have a following, but I sure do love your candy.

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@chartownley Simply, "Tioned"

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I think the word "Shun" should be spelt "Tion"

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In case my last tweet needs some clarificaTION.