Daniel Triscott

Sometimes play piano, used to do stand up, now focusing on music.

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@TheEconomist Yeah maybe lift the trade embargo on cuba for a start you mad cunts

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@KelliiTaylor #BlessedAndGrateful

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@KelliiTaylor @ilovepreserves This cunt's on to something

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@poetastrologers I know who that is. Never met her, but i know who it is

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/aHJgdlSNSB

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#NewProfilePic
Went to the hairdressers, guy there said 'how would you like me to do your hair?' And i said 'in silence.'
- Anonymous ancient Greek (oldest fully written down joke ever)