Woody Gump

Niners 🏈 Dubs 🏀 MUFC ⚽️ Avid Baseball Fan ⚾️ #GlazersOut #FisherOut

[Woody Gump @Daniel_Marte]

BIG FACTS

[The Rebirth of Cool @rebirth_cool]

Might as well have been talking about hoop too

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Sounds A LOT like the NBA

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🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

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🚨🗣️NEW: Zlatan Ibrahimović on FIFA’s new mouth-covering red card rule: as Almiron was given a red card for covering his mouth in the game between Paraguay and Turkey

“I have seen football at its highest level, the real football. Not this watered-down version they are serving us now. What happened with Almirón? A straight red card for covering his mouth? This is not football anymore. This is a circus run by bureaucrats in suits who have never felt the fire of the pitch.”

“Covering your mouth is now a red card? What is this, Big Brother on the field? FIFA wants to read lips, punish thoughts before they even become words. Next they will put muzzles on players like dogs. Players cannot even talk, cannot even breathe passion without some VAR robot or referee deciding your emotions are illegal. This is dystopian. Football is dying.”

“This rule was born because some players cry every week. One incident in the Champions League and suddenly the whole world must change. But elbow a man, break his leg, or spit — sometimes you get a yellow and a pat on the back. Two-tier football. Protect the protected, punish the rest. I have played in every league and I have seen it.”

On the softness of the modern game:
“Maradona would be sent off in the tunnel. Roy Keane? He would laugh at the referee and walk off with a smile while the stands burn. Pepe would have collected five reds before half-time. Today? Players are becoming actors, not warriors. They fall, they cry, they hide behind rules. Where is the masculinity? Where is the character? Football is not ballet. It is war. And they are turning it into a polite conversation with red cards as punctuation.”

“I, Zlatan, have scored goals that made stadiums shake and said things that made opponents tremble — without hiding. This generation is being raised soft. If you cannot handle words on the pitch, how will you handle life? FIFA is not protecting football. They are burying it. And one day, the real fans will rise and say: enough. Bring back the game.”

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🚨🤩 Amad’s winner for Ivory Coast!

Clutch 💪
#MUFC

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Amad scoring game winners. Some things never change

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AMAD!!!!!!!!

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I’d much rather listen to Lori Lindsey than Landon Donovan

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Dest so heavy on that first touch 🥴

[Faz @planetfaz]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!!! 😂

[Betting The Pitch @BettingThePitch]

Read that again.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🏆 139 years. 0 European Cups.

Some things never change 😏

#MUFC

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@warriorsworld One shot subbing all those attackers

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

It’s basically a list of guys who ran into Michael Jordan or Steph Curry in the playoffs.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

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@JayMB_94 @americanmlnm @most4masks @gregcameback He pays for a free app to be miserable. Let em be brotha

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@NeoUnrealist @gregcameback @most4masks Political activity isn’t forced to be worshiped during any part of their shift, genius.

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@bored2dthNashvL @CAL975 @GatianFor2028 @gregcameback @M72GaussRifle The fact that you can’t comprehend what he is saying 😂😂😂😂 you pay for this free app too? Go swivel on your thumb

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Michael J Fox in the first episode of Shrinking 🥹

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Omg 😂😂😂😂

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

I can’t believe Jeff is trying to say a private Zach Brown concert or Applebees is the best reward, when there was literally a reward where Shane was able to get a cigarette from one of the locals #survivor50