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[cunt war veteran @lucumafruits]

job position i was very interested in rejected me a week ago but they just posted the same announcement 23 hours ago so i applied again

[99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 @jestersjunk]

slushy noobz

[ashley ౨ৎ 🪽 @iliwysvnyl]

he put his hair in a small ponytail and the whole class laughed

[alienjit @alienjitt]

me at the hibachi grill when they start throwing shrimp

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

How we doin’ on breadsticks over here

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

i bet he got hyper as fuck at recess

[muffin man 🍎 @urshortfriend]

Hidden sentence in an announcement sent by my professor on Canvas. She’s so silly! Love her!

[frwill @okfreewill]

yo it’s mad dick outside rn word to my motha

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

13 years ago, britney spears released ‘work bitch’ and ended procrastination https://t.co/iH3cxtWUxM

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Bandaids being called curitas in Spanish

[gracie ꩜ #UNTITLEDSAWHYPE @coffinposting]

the type of shit jigsaw says before you have to cut your own chest open to retrieve a key

[Oliver 🦦 is DEAD:ALIVE @goodsobinneul]

when they gender swap the gay ship to make it straight

[Sky .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @btchesbrkenhrtz]

me trying to make friends

[Onian ring @hongebob]

Haven’t had play since bitch lasania

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Jack Ingoff @yaoifortnite]

how it feels to be around people who laugh at every joke you make

[টaara🕷️ @taarafilms]

i’m a strict shipper like once i ship two ppl i am not open to shipping either of them with anyone else

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

I love how true crime shows are like,

“No one knew who could have done this! Everyone loved her! But eventually the evidence led investigators to question her ex-boyfriend, Stabby McKniferson.”