Fashiri Ñandu

Age 27 Twitter de Fernando , version numero 2, acabo con el anonimato porque ya no me da tanta vergüenza darle like a monas chinas. Bienvenidos todos 🐞🌺

[Fashiri Ñandu @Danielausabotas]

Hi, I'm a dork with easy access to a beach, say hi

[Crema @cremabrulees]

malfoid sfw

[Valentine Steele @TerwillikerInst]

Literally the only complaint listed here is “they don’t get to Narnia until the third act”.

Which is, and I cannot stress this enough, just the actual plot of the book.

[🔔 BELLBOARBESSA @bellboarbessa]

Thats literally just like little kids after along day of doing bs my goodness we dont deserve dogs

[awordisimo 🔧 @nahuemon]

teniendo un dia de mierda hasta que encontre esta pagina de ONLYFLANS

[ɥɔıɹǝʞɔɐZ ɹıS 🔞🎗️ @hellagudboi]

Reminds me of that one art confession
Someone talked about enjoying art from this jp artist, with no followers at all. One day they accidentally pressed follow, and the artist deleted their account lmfao

[KenySnow @KenySn0w]

100 puntos para Gryffindor 🗣️

#malfoid #malfoy #harrypotter

[SoulMagicYS @SoulMagicYS]

Another Gyaru x Gyaru Yuri chapter about everyone’s favorite yuri pig character, aka me???👩‍❤️‍👩🐷🙋‍♀️

BRING ON THE SELF-INSERT YURI!!!!👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩😌

[Crema @creamwaifu]

mayuri sfw

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”

[Jakal @JakalOvid]

Chores are now on a growth timer

[Pepe S. Bernabé 🇪🇸 ✞ @bernaabee_]

- ¿Cómo os conocisteis?
- Me hizo la asistencia Felipe VI

[k watched whalefall 🐳 @keersea]

“But i did, twice” IS PEAK WRITING

[shrimp teriyaki @belovedona]

Overthinking is bad

[🎃cσσkíє 🎮 Ace Attorney @ArcanaLegacy]

BOMBCHU BOWLING ALLEY LADY, THE TIMELESS WOMAN THAT YOU ARE 💜

[cheshirrr 🕊️ @cheshirrrrrko]

one more fem Malfoy

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Fan art | Alice: Madness Returns

Artist: neko 33

[Ghosty 👻 @Ghosty40handss]

naked in the wild nature, this did feel weird... wyd if you saw me like this ?

[Maddie Dobles @maddiedobles]

[OC] Lost a bet (1/2)