Daniel Kellison

TV Producer. Jackhole. Partner with Sarah Silverman, Tim & Eric, Reggie Watts and Michael Cera in JASH. Contributor to GRANTLAND. I'm a turtle.

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@NESN @TomCaron Sell the TEAM! The rest is a band-aid

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@WEEI Who gets mad?

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@WEEI Cora as GM, Varitek manager. Give them comeplete autonomy and a budget commensurate with a top tier team that wants to compete.

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@BOSSportsGordo Because he's the last personality on the Red Sox. Henry and Breslow want personality-free robots. They are stat driven. No one has understood baseball less

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@tylermilliken_ Our team has zero personality. Personality means nothing to autistic automatrons like Henry and Breslow, but means everything to the heart and soul of a team. You can't see it in stats, but having emotion and characters is the engine of every winning Red Sox team.

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@BOSSportsGordo @Sean_McAdam Maybe he shouldn't be such a skinflint

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@JamieBonkiewicz At the same time, Ain’t that America

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@BOSSportsGordo Players have slumps. This is not the way you treat people that are important to you. Breslow is so autistic.

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@BoSoxInjection @BNightengale I mean when has Nightengale been wrong?

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@Yankees @MLBONFOX Tell your broadcast team. Still says delayed 20 minutes later

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@MattMcCarthy985 SEND DOWN DURBIN

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@elonmusk You are a racist. Just admit it

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@NESN @LouMerloni Lou Merloni only good thing on Sox this year. Please fix your shitty glitchy feed. And F Henry, F Breslow

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@Jared_Carrabis Gasper is a solid consolation prize. Love that guy

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@StephenKing PLEASE, please in your next book, name a character Gunther Eagleman. It is the perfect name for a clueless, righteous idiot.

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@UnrealBluegrass @RichardAngwin I like the coffee table

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@StephenKing I think the French term is Gauche

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@GlobeBobRyan @Matt_Pinner Bob we expect more of you than publicly answering clickbait. You’re a journalist!! 😜

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@kevin_nealon @ConanOBrien Ouch

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@WhiteHouse Don’t you have a fake war to fight?