Danielle LaFountain

36 • Currently Colorado. Forever New England. • Weirdo.

[Danielle LaFountain @Danielle7389]

I hate it here [gestures vaguely at everything].

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@NoahKahan NOAH. DUH.

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And so he released 4 more songs. We love a petty king.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough

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The drama on @barstoolspringb has gotten a little dark and weird, not fun or funny. This ain’t itttt

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I fear that having Dave puppet master @barstoolspringb is making it lose the magic of the summer house version because everyone is too aware and nervous to be kicked off. Bummerrr

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Ordered @tacobell. Never got delivered. Call support, they refund me. Could take 5-10 business days. So now I’m out money and Taco Bell. Can’t you just resubmit my order UGH

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@barkbox arrived 10 mins ago. All legs and one ear on this poor cow have already been devoured. Mildly impressed with Fiddle’s speed run 🤣🤣

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@ryanwhitney6 Uncrusting the uncrustable. Diabolical.

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“Fresh fruit” = three pieces of cantaloupe, two pieces of pineapple, one single grape.

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Udon is the superior noodle. I will not be elaborating further.

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Denver has somehow both defined and destroyed me in the past 8 years. And I don’t know how many years I have left of either side of that.

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I have an irrational fear of falling into a grain silo and drowning in the grain. I have never been near a grain silo.

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@stoolbeachhouse @DanteTheDon @TomScibelli @ella_grif Alright I get it now

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Niche tweet but I think everyone on this flight can see how much I can’t stand Liv while I’m watching Beyond the Villa

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I need to stop buying merch but I feel like it’s healing me.

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Be the bigger person? Sorry no, I’m 5’3. I am incapable.

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I’ve gone down the Berghain rabbit hole on tiktok and I’ve become delusional enough to think I could get in.

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@stoolbeachhouse @KaticMichael That sounds soupy and I don’t like it

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@stoolbeachhouse I fear that house guests are throwing off the vibes

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Who needs to pay for zepbound for rapid weight loss, when you have anxiety and existential dread for free!

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First grief counseling appt today and I am not NOT nervous.