Dani Answini

Natural smartass... yeah, it's a gift.
Liverpool - Dodgers - Federer (always)
Proud PA Democrat

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

Win or lose today, I'm proud of our team. NOBODY thought we'd get this far. We were written off before every round. But we played hard and always believed. So no matter the outcome, thank you @lfc for a season I won't ever forget! #ChampionsLeague #LFCproud

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@AlexCarrMLB He looks like the yellow Power Ranger

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@TeaPainUSA I do literally ANYTHING to gag that man

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

Jesus Mary and Joseph @LFC...you're killing me

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn A disagreement over a fact does not change the validity of said fact.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.

[Schrödinger's Litter Box @Brewjew308]

He barely made it to the birth without bouncing out of the ~10,000sq/ft apartment to go disappoint a porn star. Can we recalibrate our acceptance of this ridiculous performance art with some fucking reality, please?

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

Boo...fucking...hoo.

[ESPN @espn]

O.J. Simpson has died at the age of 76, according to a statement from his family that said he "succumbed to his battle with cancer."

More: https://t.co/LcWRmrMNFy

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

🤣

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@elonmusk Dude you had 11 kids, you're an immigrant. You're in that statistic. You're foreign born LOOOL - self own?

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@KeithOlbermann Roseanne about to pull out her crystal ball of bullshit for $500 a reading

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@battst76 @LauraLoomer You're batshit crazy. These people are LEGAL CITIZENS FFS!!! By your logic, Judge Eileen Cannon should go too, right? What about Melania?

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@AC360 Filled with a whole lot of "How about". Just answer the questions lady.

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Big strong men will be coming up to Trump with tears in their eyes and saying, “Sir, this is the most beautiful bankruptcy I’ve ever seen.”

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@RonFilipkowski 23 lbs of makeup can't cover up an ugly soul

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@historyinmemes Jfc...his tits are bigger than mine

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@aubrey_savela @stephen_richer @tpaction Holy shit...this tweet is STILL up? I can only assume you've somehow lost all of your fingers, right? I mean...what's...what's wrong with you?

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@WhoIsKF @guelphgirlchris She'll be opening for Lara Trump at Mar-a-lago in a week

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Looking good 😁

[Dani Answini @DanielleAnswini]

@OneScouse Her white pants 🤣