DANi ☢️

sorry in advance

[DANi ☢️ @DanielleGiroir]

channeling my inner gates

[SENA @aulsaints]

Can I read the text that you just got too

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Everyone at work today

[alfie @alfienxo]

ughhh i didn't fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

[alfie @alfienxo]

i actually love telling the truth because yeah now what

[mau @rllydu]

if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

"You're always drinking wine" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

[trash jones @jzux]

can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses

[ً @wtffrio]

life update:

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

January 1st: anything is possible

January 2nd: but not today

[DANi ☢️ @DanielleGiroir]

How come people with a red iPhone are always a little bit evil

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

I could lowkey really use a wish right now

[DANi ☢️ @DanielleGiroir]

My parents are empty nesters with no grandkids yet and they still put out the elf on the shelf 😂