Danielle Gren

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I am joking.

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"Do what you feel in your heart to be right ? for you'll be criticized anyway." - Eleanor Roosevelt

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I would let Beckham bend me

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.

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10 Rude Celebrities That are Demanding Too Much! - https://t.co/Gn0DXt9EHO

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The average human being spends 33% of their life sleeping, 10% watching TV & 14% installing Adobe software updates.

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Friend: "OMG, Your parents are so nice!" ... You: "It's because you're here.."

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Theodore Roosevelt

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"I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist." - Max Lerner

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Phone rings at 4am..."hey are you asleep?"....."Noooo, I'm skydiving!"

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The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.

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10 Surprising Careers That Allow You to Travel - https://t.co/rinMMzsyV9

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We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

The problem with diets is nachos.

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When your phone battery is at 1% and your running to the phone charger like "STAY WITH ME BUDDY!! DAMMIT WE'RE LOOSING HIM!!"

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my breaking point is not finding the answers to my homework on google

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, "Oh, I don't even own a book."

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When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case

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"Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea." -Ironic Maiden

[Danielle Gren @DanielleGren]

"Love is when the soul starts to sing and the flowers of your life bloom on their own." ~ Rabindranath Tagore