ARE YOUR KIDS TEXTING ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
BRB- breathing really bad
SMH- sanitize my hands
TTYL- think that you'll live?
ROFL-running out (of) fluids. lame!
NVM- need virus meds
Either delivery drivers are crazy busy and successful right now, or broke because everyone is afraid to get food handed to them by a sick stranger. There is no in between.
some employers are banning the phrase "ok boomer" considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them:
okey dokey about to croakey
10-4 dinosaur
very well sir old-as-hell
fine with me elderly
got it, geriatric
eat a ass mr. old as grass
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
important lesson