dani

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

If I was Jude Bellingham I’d hand in my notice. Fuck em all 🤣

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Na tuschel talks like he’s got balls in them interviews. You wet yourself infront of everyone

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

Sack the manager

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

Men that are ill at all, particularly tooth ache 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[❤️‍🔥 @guineasfinest]

Men that are always ill give me the ick. Why is your immune system shit? Grow up.

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

@stellainchessy No air con in two hospitals I work in

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

We need more positive snitching stories, keep snitching

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

I mean it’s all relative because try washing 7 patients in full PPE in a room that’s also 40 degrees. Should we just close hospitals?

[chlobo🧞‍♀️ @16_01pm]

do NOT want to see anyone who’s never had to try and teach 30 kids maths in a classroom that’s 40 degrees saying to keep the schools open. someone shoot me pls 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

It breaks my heart everyday that my kids will never meet my nan and their grandparents will be old.

[Mitochondrial Eve @tardwife4life]

We are witnessing the end of grandparents as we know them.

Children in the 1970s & 80s knew their grandparents as capable middle-aged adults in their 40s and 50s.

Children in the very near future will only know their grandparents as elderly geriatrics, if at all.

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[bdm @Blackdotmandy]

Praying for the safety of immigrants in Belfast💔

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

They had cobra meetings when ambulances were set on fire btw. Actual homes and cars now and its twitter statements.

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

@LdotNatalie @RhysDavies54 Ruining the streets and wasting tax payers money that they’re apparently so worried about being spent 😭

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

This how I looked at my boo 10 years ago outside Le Chic 🙃

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I have 3 children with a woman that looked at me like this when she first saw me (I smelt like weed, in a professional environment) It aint about how your journey begins, it’s about where you go from there (made sure I had the ting in a smell proof ting the next time I saw her)

[dani @DanielleHowardd]

When I went to the city game, the police came and randomly took me out of a busy queue to ‘have a word’ they’d received a report that I looked uncomfortable with the man I was with. No one can convince me that wasn’t racism. We were minding our business, buying our drinks.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Stop and search is 3.7 times more likely if you are black rather than white (in some places like Dorset this is almost 10 times more likely)

Black children are 8 times more likely to be strip searched by police than white children.

Black women are 4 times more likely to die in childbirth than white women.

Black and Asian people are 50% more likely to be sent to prison for drug offence’s (white people more likely to get non custodial for the same crime).

The evidence is clear. British institutions remain institutionally racist against non-white people.

Ignore the white supremacists, follow the data.

[kenna @kennagq]

We don't appreciate PSG enough..

The internet would have been much different today

[hassan @Hassan241]

haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

Diddy having a micropenis is probably the least surprising thing I have ever heard. It was honestly expected.

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖: Only 8 clubs have won the Champions League while being unbeaten. The ONLY team that did it twice is Manchester United. ❤️

[g3li🦁🦁🦁 @PBandGelii]

Successful hate watch.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Winning a Champions League final on penalties isn’t for everyone 🤷‍♂️