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[danielle @DanielleSmifff]

@snmertens_ Thanks beautiful

[danielle @DanielleSmifff]

@SunshineSucks @dreybradford How to verify my account

[danielle @DanielleSmifff]

@AnneMarie #FREEPALESTINE
#SaveSheikhJarrah

[your favorite dad @malcolmpyeung]

Middle aged white women logging into Yelp after receiving mediocre customer service

[hana @hanamurray3]

The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

[Dail(E)y @ThatOneDailey]

David: *Plays a secret chord*

The Lord: "Nice"

You: "Meh"

It: *Goes like this*

4th and 5th: *Exists consecutively*

Minor: *Falls*

Major: *Lifts*

King: *Baffled but composing* "Hallelujah"

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When a piece of lettuce makes someone sick, we recall all the lettuce

[「Zephyrs's」 @wehpudicabok]

fucking pay us maybe

[deactivated @shane86978354]

me, having not seen a single logan paul video in my life https://t.co/z1uIiWHq5W

[palmer @decentbirthday]

[assigning roles]

god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth

sun: sounds good

god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves

moon: hell yes

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[POPPY @daaylivess]

This is the prettiest gif I’ve ever seen https://t.co/cOO1UlMqm0