Danielle

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Lockdown literally brings out the inner tramp.

Joggers everyday? Yep
Haven’t washed hair in a week? Yep
Cba to shower? Yep

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

ASOS seems to be becoming like a monthly direct debit for me 🙄 @ASOS

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Just wanna be a dog mum if I’m honest

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Crying at dog videos on TikTok this is what my Saturday nights have come to 🙄

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Why are biscuits so morish. Daily calorie allowance consumed in one pack of hobnobs 🤷‍♀️

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

@TomJDufaur We have to come to terms with it at some point 😭

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

It’s actually just occurred to me that I’m 3.5 years away from turning 30 🤯

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

@mollymaehague It’s called being a woman and having a normal body. No wonder why so many girls have self esteem issues, cellulite is completely normal and so is having a bit of fat. People are jealous & very sad 😌

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

So from 25th July I will officially have no excuse not to exercise 😭 damn you Boris

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Tea & toast name a better combo

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

I’m obsessed with Sex Education now watched series 1 twice and about to watch series 2 for the second time. I CANT WAIT FOR SERIES 3! #sexeducation

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

I just want an egg chair to sit in

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

2020 - what a year so far eh

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Everyone getting puppies during lockdown & I’m sat here like where the fuck is mine? 🤔

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Feel like I’m going to need a personal stylist after lockdown

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Already broken, I’ve raided the gin cupboard and am on the way to being a gin o’holic. Isolation what r u doing to me 🥴

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Get me some fkin gin once this is all over

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

@JV2theP @zencatzen @Diane63Dr @piersmorgan I also live in a small flat with no garden and yes it would be nice to sunbathe but I’d rather sacrifice a few hours of sunshine to save people’s lives! These people have so many other days to go out an sunbathe just stay the fuck at home.

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Current status: full time slob

[Danielle @DanielleStevess]

Napping for the foreseeable