Whiskey Blowhan

I'm like a fine china, or spiritual diarrhea

[Whiskey Blowhan @DanielleUrsula]

@SecBlinken Americans want to see you call for an immediate ceasefire to save lives and uphold international law. Act swiftly and #LetGazaLive. #CeasefireNOW

[Whiskey Blowhan @DanielleUrsula]

@PatMcAfeeShow @ChuckPaganoNFL It's almost the weekend!

[Ian @ianfluencer]

Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌

[Whiskey Blowhan @DanielleUrsula]

@halsey I think you need to cover ROSE GARDEN! https://t.co/pk9soF0lkE

[Whiskey Blowhan @DanielleUrsula]

@benandjerrys Eggnog!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Mind Essentials @Mind_Essentials]

4.

[Psychology Facts @PsychologyF_]

Psychology says silence is often better than explaining.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Let's get rid of fossil fuel dependence by switching over to vehicles that run on electricity that is generated by fossil fuels. This is a brilliant plan and I can't see anything wrong with it at all.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer again?

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we simply required gun owners to carry liability insurance, the insurance industry would destroy the gun industry

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

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not working for the people

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Working on it Mr. President. In the meantime - have a Happy 4th and please make sure the WH intern who posted this tweet registers for Econ 101 for the fall semester...

[toxic king @toxicking]

Take me back to the night we met 🥺

So I can ghost you

[unhxrt @unhxrtlG]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if you text back late imma think it’s a competition and text you back next year